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My wife is a Dunkin Donuts fanatic and will happily drive for miles in order to enjoy her morning coffee and donut, even if it means burning a few gallons of gas in the process. She would be the ideal candidate to open up a Dunkin Donuts franchise even though it is unlikely there would be any monetary profit. I know she would have her own methods in operation that may differ from your regular Dunkin Donuts outlet. She may decide not to open the store until she first had her fill of coffee and donuts. I would expect that she would fill the trays with her favorite Boston Cream donuts regardless of what the potential customers may demand.

Dunkin Donuts is an obsession she has to fulfill on a daily basis. Drinking DD coffee is a matter of life and death and has resulted in some serious situations as she seeks to satisfy her craving. She refuses to be caught in traffic jams on her way to the nearest DD outlet eighty miles from home. Running red lights is seen as a necessity in order to pick up her morning coffee and Boston Creams. Crossing the median on a highway is no big deal for the woman who lives for Dunkin Donuts. She has even been known to outrun State Troopers and ambulances en route to her next Dunkin Donuts fix.

Opening a Dunkin Donuts franchise would be a dream come true for my wife and would be all she ever needs in life. Some people love playing golf, or going on cruises, or climbing mountains. My wife has a love for visiting Dunkin Donuts. This is her whole life. She knows where every outlet is in the USA and has been to most of them. She has organized a Dunkin Donuts vacation for next year where she hopes to visit three outlets every day for two weeks. She even called our first son Dunkin and then named our next son Donut. She tells me I am strange because I like to play golf and is offended when I tell her she is obsessed with Dunkin Donuts.

Whenever our anniversary comes around, I buy her a large bag of Dunkin Donuts coffee and a dozen Boston Creams. She buys me a dozen golf balls. Her obsession is having quite an effect on our marriage as she spends her evenings preparing to leave on her morning trip to DD. I’m awakened every morning at four-thirty as she gets showered and dressed to leave for her morning coffee in another state. She doe not return home until early evening and starts the process all over again.

She even assaulted me on one occasion when I made the mistake of returning home one day with some Krispy Kreme donuts and a cup of coffee from a gas station. I will never do it again! Dunkin Donuts franchises are certain to grow if my wife has anything to do with it. I can guarantee she will open her own Dunkin Donuts franchise one day. I cannot guarantee she will allow anyone to buy anything from it as she pours gallons of coffee down her throat and stuffs her face with all the Boston Creams she can make.